First, let me apologize to all you readers. After looking at some of my most popular search terms, I realized…
- I’m not writing about what you want to read.
- I’m not answering your questions.
I am so sorry for my blogger shortcomings. My blog is just barely over a year old (my 1-year anniversary was Friday). I’m still learning.
What You Want to Read More Of
- Zombie cupcakes—Genius. I’ll look for a recipe.
- Reverse psychology on men—I’ll read another Mars and Venus book.
- Fruits that can enlarge a penis—Bananas. Duh.
- Pop-Tarts ice cream—I think I love you. Reveal yourself.
Questions Answered
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Does Ben and Jerry’s Mud Pie ice cream have mud in it? You’re an idiot.
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Can Edy’s fruit bars be eaten before colonoscopies? Dude, the less you eat the better.
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Does Barney from HIMYM have a boyfriend? I feel responsible for this confusion. In the early blogging days, I blogged about Barney quite a bit. Anyways, Barney is not real. Sorry for the confusion. Also…You’re an idiot.
Quick and Handy Navigation
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I think I lost my sanity.—You won’t find it here.
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I luv to piss my knickers.—May I recommend this? People still say “knickers?”
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I love wet socks.—BOLD-FACED LIE! Nobody loves wet socks. Nobody.
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Pick up line: You’re yummy.—May I recommend singling out the arms?
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Boob closeup and Bombastic Boobies—Right here: Zombie boob.
March 2nd, 2011 at 8:24 am
I think you are doing a fine job…fabulous. Keep up the good work girlie. Sit back relax and have a pop tart. Cheers!
March 2nd, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Mmmmm…Pop-Tarts….
March 2nd, 2011 at 9:02 am
No, seriously, you’re saying there’s no mud in Ben & Jerry’s Mud Pie ice cream? None whatsoever? That’s false advertising! I demand a recount! Harumph!
March 2nd, 2011 at 2:30 pm
It shocked me as well!
March 2nd, 2011 at 9:22 am
Lol I was just talking to Thy about how people find our blogs and what they are reading. I’m OCD about it. I think I check my stats more for that then how many views I have. Maybe it’s just me but I love trying to figure out what people are thinking when they use the search terms they do. I never really want the answer , it’s more fun making it up myself.
March 2nd, 2011 at 2:31 pm
The search terms are so interesting to me. Especially when I can’t figure out how it relates to my blog.
March 2nd, 2011 at 9:41 am
Happy Anniversary!!!! Hope you bought yourself something nice to celebrate. I love watching the search terms people use to find me and I usually wind up asking myself “how the heck did that term bring them here?”
March 2nd, 2011 at 2:32 pm
Thank you!
March 2nd, 2011 at 9:48 am
I believe that your blog and all that you have to share are doing more than adequate job. It’s not life…just something fun to do.
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:21 am
Well, at least now you’re aware of what we want from you.
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:32 am
Wet socks. Possibly the worst thing on earth?
March 2nd, 2011 at 2:32 pm
I agree. Ick.
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:40 am
I’m slightly jealous, none of my search hits are as amusing as yours!
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:52 am
First, big congrats on your 1 year blogging anniversary. That’s such an accomplishment.
The only pet peeve bigger that wet socks is listening to someone else chew.
Disgusting.
March 2nd, 2011 at 11:53 am
I meant “than,” not “that.” (le sigh)
March 2nd, 2011 at 2:34 pm
I didn’t even notice. I read it with “than.”
March 2nd, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Pop tarts ice cream? Why has no one thought of that earlier? That is a genius idea!
March 2nd, 2011 at 2:36 pm
My thoughts exactly! I don’t know how it’s been overlooked. Especially since they have ice cream flavored Pop-Tarts.
March 2nd, 2011 at 12:51 pm
Hahahahhaha…oh, this made my morning. YES it did.
March 2nd, 2011 at 2:35 pm
Good. Goal achieved!
March 2nd, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Hey, Happy Anniversary!
Just thinking about wet socks gives me the creeps.
March 2nd, 2011 at 2:36 pm
::shudder::
March 2nd, 2011 at 1:12 pm
Finally! Answers to all my burning questions.
Congrats on the 1 year anniversary! Here’s to many more!!
March 2nd, 2011 at 2:36 pm
I knew some of those questions were yours. Thanks!
March 2nd, 2011 at 1:59 pm
And that is why I keep coming back here. If there is ever a lack of information, you remedy that real quick!
We need to find these makers of Pop Tart Ice cream fast! I was also thinking fruits men should stay away from so to avoid shrikage : kiwi, grapes, and wet socks. These are all commonly known to shrink.
March 2nd, 2011 at 2:37 pm
I try to do what I can.
Grapes! Cracks me up!
March 2nd, 2011 at 2:16 pm
dude, good info to keep in mind for future colonoscopies.
i find it so hilarious how people end up at my blog… of course, i’m not surprised that the #1 search is for “i hate women”…. every. single. day.
March 2nd, 2011 at 3:04 pm
I’ve had some weird search terms as well and had to do a post to cover the search topics too. What I realized rather quickly is that there are two types of people that visit my blog and I believe you have those same two types of people. First would be the geniuses (pop tart ice cream) and the others are the clueless sickos (I love to piss my knickers).
So with that said….Happy Anniversary and congrats on attracting readers from multiple levels of sanity to wordpress!
March 2nd, 2011 at 3:18 pm
Hahaha! I love it!
March 2nd, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Happy 1-year!
Don’t change a thing. I don’t care what the search-strings say. This place is perfect. Really like the title, too.
March 3rd, 2011 at 7:28 am
Awww…thank you!
March 2nd, 2011 at 8:32 pm
You mean there really isn’t any mud in the mud pie ice cream? Gah!! I must be an idiot after all….
March 3rd, 2011 at 7:28 am
I know…I’m disappointed yet relieved at the same time.
March 2nd, 2011 at 8:34 pm
You are hilarious! Congrats on the big first year celebration!
March 3rd, 2011 at 7:32 am
Thanks!
March 3rd, 2011 at 12:45 am
LOL i ABSOLUTELY love these search terms. SO funny! Contrats on the one year! WOOHOO!
March 3rd, 2011 at 7:35 am
The year went by pretty quickly. It surprised me!
March 3rd, 2011 at 2:51 am
Funniest thing I have seen all day. Hands down.
March 3rd, 2011 at 7:35 am
It was the zombie booby, wasn’t it?
March 3rd, 2011 at 6:35 am
interested to know how those zombie cupcakes go for you…
March 3rd, 2011 at 7:37 am
I’m on the hunt for a good recipe now! Love the name! I’m really into fairies.
March 3rd, 2011 at 5:50 pm
You absolutely crack me up! Thanks for the laugh and congrats on 1 year of fabulous blogging