May the sidewalk be level (so you don’t trip),
May all the ugly guys be too drunk to read your “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” t-shirt,
May you find a pot of gold (which you will share with me 70/30),
May you not wake up tomorrow with this butt clover tattoo,
May your Guinness be topped with the foam clover,
May any leprechauns you stumble upon not look like this guy,
And, until we meet again, May the dentist find no cavities.
So maybe the last line is specific to me since I’m off to the dentist this afternoon. (I flossed almost every day for a month, remember?)
Maybe that leprechaun should go with me to the dentist. He looks like he’s missed a few days of flossing.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
March 17th, 2011 at 7:37 am
I need to copy this and send this to my sister since she will be out and about tonight in a hunt for green beer. You see she has a problem with her legs when she drinks, they quit working or maybe it is the uneven sidewalk she walks on. yeah that’s it!
March 18th, 2011 at 6:38 am
I’m sure it’s the sidewalk, too. They’re tricky.
March 17th, 2011 at 8:44 am
Yay for flossing! Hope your dental visit goes well
March 18th, 2011 at 6:38 am
No cavities! And healthy gums!
March 17th, 2011 at 9:08 am
That leprechaun is creeeepy.
Happy St. patty’s day! Have a green beer for me! (since i’ll be home studying for my exm :/ )
March 18th, 2011 at 6:39 am
I hear that splurging on Pop-Tarts help you study. Just sayin’….
March 17th, 2011 at 9:39 am
Hey there is something for you on my blog
March 18th, 2011 at 6:40 am
Awwww…Thanks!
March 17th, 2011 at 9:43 am
Ughhh, hate that leprechaun! Happy St. Patty’s Day to you as well!
March 18th, 2011 at 6:40 am
He is pretty yucky looking.
March 17th, 2011 at 9:50 am
Happy St. Paddy’s Day! May it be full of gold tooth caps :O Have fun at the dentist!
March 17th, 2011 at 10:15 am
I love when Guinness has the foam clover. Excellent.
Good luck at the dentist today!
March 18th, 2011 at 6:41 am
I don’t drink beer, but I love checking out the clovers on everyone else’s. Last night the bars were too busy to do them. =(
March 17th, 2011 at 11:13 am
A perfect toast for the occasion.
March 17th, 2011 at 12:01 pm
Good luck at the dentist! Here’s hoping that the paste they use to clean your doesn’t stain them green.
Hey, stranger things have happened, right?
BTW, where’d you get a picture of Mr T’s tattoo? LMAO!
March 18th, 2011 at 6:42 am
That’s Mr. T’s behind? I had no idea!
March 17th, 2011 at 12:06 pm
Or better yet … May you not wake up tomorrow with this tattoo, again. For the third year straight!
Uhhhh not talking about anyone in specific.
March 18th, 2011 at 6:42 am
Ahem…I have no idea who you could mean.
March 17th, 2011 at 12:31 pm
Good luck at the dentist! I despise the dentist.
March 17th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
I totally like your Irish prayer. It’s awesomesauce! Except for “that guy”…he’s…kind of scary.
March 18th, 2011 at 6:43 am
I think it’s Warwick Davis…the same guy who played Willow. I could be wrong though.
March 17th, 2011 at 3:20 pm
I can’t even imagine how much that tattoo hurt! Yikes.
Drink a green beer for me–I think they taste like chalk.
March 18th, 2011 at 6:43 am
I don’t like beer either, but I had an Amaretto Sour for you!
March 17th, 2011 at 4:55 pm
I’ve never seen those Leprechaun movies and I never want to. What an awful, awful idea for a horror movie. Must they ruin EVERYTHING that used to be cute?? Dolls, little kids, dogs, Leprechauns…
March 18th, 2011 at 6:44 am
I think I watched a few of the Leprechaun movies when I was younger and thought it was hilarious. I never watched the Leprechaun in Space movie though. I had to draw the line somewhere.
March 17th, 2011 at 5:50 pm
Zombie Leprechaun?
March 18th, 2011 at 6:45 am
I think he’s just a Leprechaun gone bad. He does look like a zombie though.
March 17th, 2011 at 9:36 pm
Zombie leprechauns? In the same week I learned about zombie ants? Zombies have taken the joy out of pots of gold and picnics in the same week.
March 18th, 2011 at 6:45 am
Zombies are everywhere! At least now you’ll be on the lookout. I may have just saved your life, my friend. Thanks for stopping by!
March 18th, 2011 at 6:14 am
This is my all-time favorite Irish blessing:
“Them’s that love us, may the Good Lord bless and keep them… And them’s that don’t love us, may the Lord God turn their hearts… And if He canna turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles, so we may know them by their limping.”
March 18th, 2011 at 6:46 am
I’ve never heard that one!