I hate aliens. Hate ‘em.
- Aliens probe you because they’re harvesting farts.
- You have to spin a good yarn before you can weave a great dream.
- To a sci-fi nerd, 3 boobs on a woman is hot, but 4 is just plain sick.
- Aliens eat birds raw…super raw…as in alive.
- Getting high feels like wasps in your brain.
- You don’t need toothbrushes in space.
And in case you’re one of those people who don’t believe in aliens, here’s the most important lesson of them all: An alien came up with the characters Agent Mulder and ET.
That means Chris Carter and Steven Spielberg are in cahoots with aliens. That’s why they’re so famous. I knew it….