You probably heard that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson. You probably heard that Pattinson moved out of the house he was living in with Stewart.
But did you hear where he’s living now?
In my office.
Robert Pattinson’s disguise.
Or maybe it’s Batman incognito. Or Dracula. Or Bill Compton. The possibilities are endless.
Favorite Comment From the Last Post: “I used to be deathly afraid of aliens… like eyes-wide-open, staring at the ceiling and why are those damned shadows moving afraid. Luckily, now I’m married, and any aliens are going to have to get past my husband to get to me!!!! Oh… crap. It’s gonna be another sleepless night….”—Kim
August 1st, 2012 at 7:41 am
I’ve been anxiously waiting to hear of his whereabouts. Hey, if it’s okay I’ll be at your office around noon to take you, errrr, Y’ALL, out to lunch. Make sure to trap him under a cup or something ’til I get there, okay?
August 2nd, 2012 at 7:27 am
Sorry to disappoint, but someone scooped him out and let it go. Stupid men! They should all be required to read or see Twilight, so they can be aware of what/who to look for.
August 1st, 2012 at 7:42 am
I always knew Pattinson was a rat. He also seemed a little mousy…maybe I’m being cheesy but I’ve always thought that Kristen could do much cheddar, if she really had gotten brie from that prison, life must be really mice.
August 2nd, 2012 at 7:29 am
Sooo…when are you posting again? I looked yesterday since it was August 1st, and I didn’t see anything.
August 1st, 2012 at 7:50 am
Oh, I so wish there had been a rodent image disclaimer.
August 1st, 2012 at 7:51 am
Oh, I so wish I had been logged in as the quasi-hippie.
August 1st, 2012 at 7:56 am
Hi, Thoughts!
August 2nd, 2012 at 7:16 am
Hiya, Hipster!
August 1st, 2012 at 9:31 am
This is the cutest form of Robert Pattinson I’ve seen to date.
August 2nd, 2012 at 7:15 am
I agree!
August 1st, 2012 at 10:28 am
He can move in with me, if he’d like. Not in that form of course or I’d have to beat him with my hockey stick.
August 2nd, 2012 at 7:29 am
I’d like to see that.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:36 am
Wait, back up. Is that a real life BAT in your office??? Um, ew. Is it dead or alive? Nevermind, I don’t wanna know. I’ll just be over here covering my ears and singing la la la la la la la la.
August 2nd, 2012 at 7:31 am
Yep, a real bat. You don’t wanna know how close I had to get for that photo.
August 1st, 2012 at 10:54 am
Oh my God!!!! Hold on while I compose my self… Yuck! Yuck Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!
OK… I am good.
Poke it with a stick! Poke it with a stick!!
August 2nd, 2012 at 7:32 am
I cracked up when I read “Poke it with a stick!”
August 1st, 2012 at 10:59 am
YUCK! Even if it is Robert Pattinson in disguise…YUCK! I can’t stop shuddering!
August 1st, 2012 at 11:58 am
I secretly (in that I’ve-told-everone-this-is-my-secret-hope kind of way) hope that a bat will get into my house some day so I can keep it. My mom had an injured bat as a kid that she rehabilitated. I WANT THAT KIND OF COOL IN MY LIFE!!!
August 2nd, 2012 at 7:54 am
Some bats look cute. Sometimes. When they’re sleeping, they’re ok.
August 1st, 2012 at 1:26 pm
That’s either a bat, or a rat with running boards.
August 1st, 2012 at 1:51 pm
That bat looks like he had one hell of a night. What kind of shenanigans go on in that office of yours???
August 2nd, 2012 at 7:55 am
Apparently the party starts after I leave.
August 1st, 2012 at 2:47 pm
Oh so he still doesn’t have that Twilight mansion???
Cheers
Choc Chip Uru
August 2nd, 2012 at 7:56 am
I guess he wanted some alone time.
August 1st, 2012 at 2:51 pm
Oh, goodness me, but that is adorable! Even better than the adorable critter, of course, is the fabulous presentation leading up to it.
August 1st, 2012 at 4:13 pm
Oh thank goodness I’m not the only one with a vampire home invasion problem! Now you understand what I go through Thoughtsy!
August 2nd, 2012 at 7:58 am
At least this was just one. And at work. Not my house.
August 1st, 2012 at 5:25 pm
Boris Karloff? Dark Shadows is making a resurgence!
August 1st, 2012 at 6:58 pm
All I could think of when I saw the picture and then read about Batman was Adam West.
August 1st, 2012 at 7:05 pm
Eeeeew! Don’t they have rabies??
August 2nd, 2012 at 8:00 am
I hope not. But that would explain my sudden fear of water.
August 1st, 2012 at 7:13 pm
HOWWW did that bat get in your office..HAHAHA!
August 1st, 2012 at 8:05 pm
You should smoke it and have him for lunch. They taste like chicken. Yum!
August 1st, 2012 at 8:22 pm
First – hilarious!
Second – there should have been a rodent picture warning. (Yes. I’m so squeamish, I can’t even handle photos of the little devils.)
August 1st, 2012 at 9:09 pm
He must be cheating on you! The last time I checked he was hanging out in my garage!
August 2nd, 2012 at 8:44 am
Bwahahaha! I’m actually more of a Bill Compton fan, so you can have him.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:35 pm
Or Count Chocula!!!!
August 2nd, 2012 at 12:14 pm
But is he sparkling?
August 2nd, 2012 at 10:27 pm
LOL I love the comment too!
August 3rd, 2012 at 12:08 pm
Now that you’re on a first-name basis with Rob, I assume, can you put in a good word for me? I’ll do the same when I see Johnny D.
August 5th, 2012 at 8:11 am
So…does Robert know Bill Compton? Can he hook me up???
August 6th, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Holy crapbeans, that’s a bat?! Is it sad I find it more attractive than Robert…?
Funny post!
August 11th, 2012 at 4:09 pm
I have to say, he’s not as cute as I was imagining he’d be in real life!