I know the post about the miscarriage probably took you by surprise. Here’s a post with some background.
Me: I’m really frustrated with our relationship. I feel like I’m waiting on you for everything. We can’t get married, we can’t have a baby…. I’m afraid you’re going to wait so long to propose that I won’t be able to have a baby once we’re married. And then I’ll hate you.
Kiefer: So let’s start trying to have a baby now.
Me: I know you’re not ready…wait…what did you say?
Kiefer: I said, “baby.”
Me: Do you have a fever? Come here. I need to feel your forehead. Feels fine. Oh my god, you’re a pod person.
Kiefer: I love you. I know we’re going to get married and be together. And if it’ll make you happy, let’s try now. I know you want to be a mom, and I don’t want you to miss that opportunity.
Me: Is this just a trick to have sex 24/7?
So there you have it. It’s official. I’m no longer dating human Kiefer. There is only Zul Pod Person Kiefer.
Favorite Comment From Last Post: “No! They already took prank calls away, now shoelaces too?!”—MissFourEyes
September 12th, 2012 at 7:46 am
One of the most fun commitment proposals I’ve read of!
September 12th, 2012 at 7:51 am
Who needs a ring when Pampers will do just fine.
September 12th, 2012 at 7:56 am
Ummmm… this is my relationship in a nutshell. What the what?! I feel like I just read my own conversation. That was strange and comforting all at the same time. So thanks.
September 13th, 2012 at 8:16 am
I’m glad it’s not just me. I remember you saying you two weren’t married. How long have you been together?
September 13th, 2012 at 8:54 am
Almost 4 years; we’ve lived together for 2!
September 12th, 2012 at 7:56 am
LMAO @Angelia Sims…..that’s priceless!
September 12th, 2012 at 8:42 am
Does this mean you will have an alien baby? Will it look like E.T? Hopefully it’s not one of those V babies that look all normal but are actually cold blooded killer lizards inside. Cuz that would be creepy. Might wanna verify what type of pod person Keifer has become.
September 13th, 2012 at 8:18 am
I really don’t want a V baby. They were very creepy. ::shudder::
September 12th, 2012 at 9:27 am
This makes me smile
September 12th, 2012 at 10:34 am
I am going to start doing that every time someone is nice to me…
“Oh my god, you’re a pod person!”
September 12th, 2012 at 12:30 pm
I had the same conversation with my husband! What’s great about trying to conceive is,you can have tons of sex. Which is great because once the baby comes,you will never have sex again.
September 12th, 2012 at 12:58 pm
Sweet Potato Queens Book of Love, Chapter 8, Paragraph II, and I quote, “Fiance — any and all heterosexual male persons with whom you are currently [content deleted]. Fiance status does not have any bearing, real or implied, on the ultimate future, if any, of the relationship. Fiances must be in constant compliance with both the Four-Hour Rule and the Twenty-Four-Hour Rule.”
Kiefer is not a pod person. He is your fiance. The Queens said so.
September 13th, 2012 at 8:19 am
Well…if the Queens said so. We should go to the SPQ Parade in March.
September 12th, 2012 at 1:36 pm
I don’t want babies until I am 76. By then I am hoping I have had enough sex and aging that the child will just fall out with no pushing needed.
September 13th, 2012 at 8:19 am
Simultaneously I thought “Ewwww” and “That would be awesome!”
September 12th, 2012 at 1:40 pm
If Kiefer is a “Pod Person”, then would you have a “Pod Baby” that would kinda be like a pea in its pod? I thought of this response when I was picking peas today in the garden! LOL I’ve been with my boyfriend for over 3 years now and have lived with him this entire time, but no engagement in sight either! Men suck sometimes and I wonder what they are actually waiting for to ask us to marry them! Geez!
September 12th, 2012 at 2:15 pm
I think pod person Keifer sounds perfect for you
Cheers
Choc Chip Uru
September 12th, 2012 at 4:35 pm
You can totally make this rock for Halloween – Pod Person Keifer and Bride of Pod Person Keifer!
September 12th, 2012 at 6:40 pm
That’s romantic. I like it. Who needs flowers and candles and diamond rings?
September 12th, 2012 at 7:57 pm
How totally adorable. Who needs human Kiefer anyway – Pod Person Kiefer is just fine.
September 13th, 2012 at 7:23 am
He’s obviously been supplanted, but if I were you I would go with it!
September 13th, 2012 at 7:33 am
Very exciting, love!
Hope you’re hanging in!
September 13th, 2012 at 7:55 am
It’s love, hook, line & sinker! Made for each other, can’t live without you! All that stuff is irrelevant if you don’t want to share you’re breakfast with them! Something is telling me you want to share your breakfast, lunch and dinner with him!
aww…
September 13th, 2012 at 2:17 pm
So where do I get me one of those pod boyfriends?
September 14th, 2012 at 2:44 pm
WHY can’t men just do things the generally acepted way? Date, live together, propose, marry, have a baby (I’m not suggesting men have babies). My bf says he wants to spend the rest of his life with me, we have 2 dogs and are currently trying for a baby. Still the man insists that he isn’t ready for marriage. WT friggin hell? Isn’t marriage about loving eachother, living together, and having a family? Did I by chance miss some vital part of information? I am confused… Thoughtsy HELP ME!!!!
September 19th, 2012 at 12:04 pm
I think my boyfriend and your boyfriend are long lost brothers. I feel your pain….
September 16th, 2012 at 4:53 pm
Oy vey! Very strange indeed. He’s committed, but also maybe a short “commitment” would help him iron things out.
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