When we found out Boo watched 21 Jump Street with his cousin, we asked what he thought of the movie.
Boo’s Review of 21 Jump Street: “A guy’s penis gets shot off!”
Grrrrrreat.
And because the last time I saw Channing Tatum was in Magic Mike witnessed a penis injury was in Piranha, I decided to watch 21 Jump Street. Here’s what I learned:
- Inappropriate Frisbee throwing and duck feeding are police matters.
- When you’re a cop, you deal more with homeless dudes than car chases and explosions.
- 37 Jump Street just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
- You have the right to be an attorney. That’s in the Miranda Rights.
- Every good party needs a compost.
- Glee made the cool kids uncool.
Ice Cube says never Two Strap it. Ever.
And because it’s back-to-school season, the most important thing I learned involves bookbag etiquette. Two strapping is uncool. One strap is alright. But no strap it if you can.
Favorite Comment From Last Post: “Right?! I will have some pumpkin-flavored creamer in my pumpkin-flavored coffee after I use the bathroom with my pumpkin-scented plug-in and wash my hands with my pumpkin-scented soap. While cooking pumpkin soup and sipping on a pumpkin-flavored mojito. Aaauuuggghhh.”—Joy2wrld
September 20th, 2012 at 8:09 am
I, surprisingly, kind of loved this movie. I also voluntarily took a slushie to the face, so… (You know what I’m talkin’ about, Thoughtsy! We are no-strap kinda cool. I don’t care what anyone says.)
September 20th, 2012 at 8:18 am
I am such a two-strapper! But… but… how do I ride my bike one-strappin’, without falling over? Wouldn’t I be even LESS cool then?
PS Thanks for the link love!
September 20th, 2012 at 8:46 am
I get the one strap, but no strap? Are the children carrying around briefcases?
September 24th, 2012 at 7:23 am
I hope not! Children grow up sooooo fast these days.
September 20th, 2012 at 9:28 am
Whew! When you mentioned 2-strapping it, I thought we were talking about an entirely different kind of movie. Not that I’d know about that, of course. A friend must have told me.
September 24th, 2012 at 7:24 am
Ooooooo….
September 20th, 2012 at 9:32 am
Is 2-strapping related to the penis incident?
September 20th, 2012 at 12:14 pm
Aww man no wonder school was so hard on me… I was def a 2-strapper.
September 20th, 2012 at 12:29 pm
I loved this movie.
September 20th, 2012 at 12:36 pm
I refuse to watch this movie out of a possibly displaced but still fierce sense of loyalty to the original series, and/or Johnny Depp. I’m surprised at you, Thoughtsy! I would think you would be on the Depp side of this equation, rather than the Tatum. I thought I knew you!
September 24th, 2012 at 7:24 am
But Johnny Depp is in the movie.
I think I’m leaning towards Tatum…Depp is looking a little skinny these days.
September 20th, 2012 at 12:45 pm
I still have yet to see this movie — i would love to see Channing Tatum no strap it….naked
September 24th, 2012 at 7:25 am
I think that scene was cut from Magic Mike. Maybe you can see it in the unedited version.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:49 am
Woot….out on DVD yet?? LOL
September 20th, 2012 at 1:23 pm
I really loved this movie. There’s even a Depp cameo!
September 20th, 2012 at 2:29 pm
When I saw it I learnt that school year is not complete without having a sexy Channing tatum in it
Cheers
Choc Chip Uru
September 20th, 2012 at 2:58 pm
#2, true. More frequently than I care to think about, they’re naked.
September 20th, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Ha ha ha…I saw this movie the first time i got high. At the age of 36.
36 Jump Street? I know…just not right either.
It simply cannot be topped.
September 20th, 2012 at 3:25 pm
I can’t explain it but I sorta of liked this movie
September 21st, 2012 at 9:22 am
Aw, man, that hadda hurt! Getting shot in the penis???? OOOOWWWWW……
September 21st, 2012 at 11:30 am
I LOVED this movie … if only I had a channing tatum at my school ..
September 21st, 2012 at 10:35 pm
Couldn’t help but order this movie twice OnDemand…$8.99 x 2…but it was SO worth it. I think one of the scene-stealer’s has got to be when the blonde girl aka Jonah Hill’s crush is going through her Phases on the drug!
September 21st, 2012 at 11:13 pm
That movie cracked me up! And who doesn’t like anything with Channing? The cool kids being uncool was so hilarious, then I thought….is that true???? Lol!
September 24th, 2012 at 6:34 am
I haven’t seen this yet! I’m just super excited I made your fav last comment section!!! Thanks!!!
Yeah – 21 Jump Street, Magic Mike, 21 Jump Street, Magic Mike….
Magic Mike…duh!!
Love your post!!