Radley started playing the cello. And if he sticks with it, it’s only a matter of time before he says…
And this one time…at band camp…
American Pie. Back in 1999 (when I graduated high school), that movie was pretty funny.
Guy + Apple Pie = Recipe for Funny
So I decided to watch American Reunion. Here’s what I learned:
- Be careful what you wish for when you wish for the sex drive of Ricky Martin.
- A vag is half of a vagina.
- Never untie your bikini top. Someone will steal it.
- If you’ve stolen bikini tops, never leave your beer cooler unattended. Stifler will use it as a toilet.
And most importantly, I learned that if you’re going to cover your naked nether regions with a pan lid, make sure it’s not clear.
I know someone out there was planning that as a Halloween costume. You’re welcome.
Favorite Comment From Last Post: “Not dorky. Awesome. Are you planning to ring the doorbell and surprise him by a surprise visit from the sexy Veterinarian? Oh, wait a minute…is that your door bell now?”—hiddinsight