Instead of being a superhero, I’m considering being a hunter…like Sam and Dean in Supernatural. Maybe I could be their sidekick. And then one of them—I don’t care which one (60% Dean, 40% Sam)—would fall for me, and we could raise our own little pie-eating demon hunters.
I know not to take candy from strangers, but I would totally get in this van.
Although I’m an excellent pie eater, I suspect it will take more to impress them, so I decided to brush up on my supernatural knowledge through some movies: ParaNorman and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.
I didn’t learn much from ParaNorman. Since it’s a cartoon, I don’t know how reliable of a source it is.
- You’d think after The Sixth Sense, when a kid says he sees dead people, more alive people would believe him.
- Your snack will fall from the vending machine before the zombies get you.
With all the Twilight hype, I thought it was important to get another vampire perspective. Plus Honest Abe was President. That makes him a credible source.
- Vampires don’t sparkle.
- Vampires don’t like silver.
- The South lost the Civil War because they were all vampires.
- You can kill a vampire with your silver watch. But only if you say, “Time to die” while you stab him through the heart with the watch.
Ok, so I totally made up the “Time to die” part. You don’t have to say that, but you should.
February 11th, 2013 at 8:51 am
Have you ever thought of being a screen writer? Because I think you would KILL with those kind of lines!
February 11th, 2013 at 8:54 am
“Time to die.” That’s pretty funny.
February 11th, 2013 at 9:01 am
Tee hee hee.
On sort of a side movie-related note, I watched “5-Year Engagement” this weekend and I thought it was really good! I was expecting it to be cheesy, but it was well done and funny.
February 12th, 2013 at 7:14 am
That’s on my Netflix queue. I think I’ll get it this weekend.
February 11th, 2013 at 9:59 am
Time to Die! I’m going to start using that as my response whenever anyone asks me what time it is.
February 11th, 2013 at 12:20 pm
Now I can get behind vampires. I just think zombies suck.
February 11th, 2013 at 12:54 pm
Hate to disappoint, but they only like each other’s pie.
February 11th, 2013 at 2:39 pm
‘Time to die’ and silver blades go together when it comes to hunting – good pick up
Cheers
Choc Chip Uru
February 11th, 2013 at 4:13 pm
Okay, when you said ‘hunter’ my mind went to flame orange and ‘Butt-Out.’ I guess the good news about being a zombie/ghost/vampire hunter is that you don’t have to wear ugly clothes or use ‘Butt-Out.’ (Google it )
February 11th, 2013 at 6:09 pm
Whenever you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds til.” Then when you say, “Two seconds til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
February 12th, 2013 at 2:34 am
I hope you get your wish to be a hunter! Those guys are awfully cute, after all.
February 12th, 2013 at 4:16 pm
I would also get in that van. I need to catch up on the newest season, I’ve fallen behind without a DVR.