It’s nearly election day. You haven’t read anything political on this blog because I don’t really follow what’s going on.
Which is why you should vote for me, Thoughtsy Appear, in your write-in vote. Lorraine will be my running mate.
I promise you…
- A chicken in every pot.
- A car in every garage.
- A Pop-Tart in every toaster.
- Ice cream in every freezer.
And a Zombie Apocalypse Readiness Plan. I can’t believe this topic didn’t come up in the debates.
Also, people keep talking about a bacon shortage. What about a potential chocolate shortage? Why isn’t anyone worried about that?
In addition to a Zombie Apocalypse Readiness Plan, we’ll need a Chocolate-Shortage Readiness Plan as well. These will be my first orders of business.
Remember…a vote for me is a vote for chocolate.
Haaaaave you met Chase? He has like a bazillion kids, but they’re all cute so it’s ok.
They had me outnumbered….
But I triumphed.
I know what some of you are thinking. It’s something along the lines of this:
WTF, Thoughtsy. I gave you an award months ago, and you haven’t posted it. Oh,
Homework, Thoughtsy, I hate you. You stink. I wish I could wash you away in the sink….
Here’s where I post all of the awards at the same time and break all the rules about telling you 7 things about myself.
For the last award, I told you what kind of cheese I liked.
If you really want to know 7 things about me, ask me a question in the comments. Or go read 7 posts. Do a little leg work. I can’t spoonfeed and spoil you for the rest of your life.
Despite my half-ass participation, I do want to thank everyone who passed along an award to me. I love you! Your Pop-Tarts are in the mail.
And I’m passing the awards along to anyone who’s having a bad day. May one of these awards cheer you up!
Things have been a bit crazy the past couple weeks, and in the chaos, I neglected to mention that I had a visitor: The Oma.
I took him to the Baltimore Aquarium, to see some fireworks, and to visit with the Skylanders. And after a visit with Princess Atta, he wrote a Movies Teach Us post on A Bug’s Life.
Next order of business…I’m moving. Instead of http://thoughtsappear.wordpress.com, the new blog address with be http://thoughtsappear.com.
That’ll happen soon. Like this weekend. Maybe later today. Hopefully, nothing will change. Hopefully, you won’t have to resubscribe. But if you don’t receive a post from the blog Monday morning, you may need to send out a search party.
Have a great weekend!