When I was little, I always thought it would be cool to have a house with hidden rooms and secret passages.

Now, as a semi-adult, I realize that would be an awful idea. What if I got stuck in a hidden room? No one would be able to find me. Or, even worse…what if there was a secret room that I didn’t know about, and a psychokiller lived in that room?

The Pact is a perfect example of why secret rooms are a bad idea.

Why buy a Ouija board when you can draw your own?

Here’s what I learned from the movie:

• Always pee with the door open. Even when other people are in the house.
• If you run outside after a ghost attack, don’t get too comfortable. You have to go back inside to get the child you forgot.
• If someone turns down ice cream, she’s definitely been attacked by a ghost.
• When at a motel, it’s totally safe to walk outside to the vending machine in only your tanktop and undies.
• It’s also totally safe to ride your motorcycle in the same outfit…as long as you put on a helmet.

Most importantly, I learned that just because a movie is called “The Pact” doesn’t mean there’s a pact mentioned in the movie…ever.

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