I know what some of you are thinking. It’s something along the lines of this:
WTF, Thoughtsy. I gave you an award months ago, and you haven’t posted it. Oh,
Homework, Thoughtsy, I hate you. You stink. I wish I could wash you away in the sink….
Here’s where I post all of the awards at the same time and break all the rules about telling you 7 things about myself.
For the last award, I told you what kind of cheese I liked.
If you really want to know 7 things about me, ask me a question in the comments. Or go read 7 posts. Do a little leg work. I can’t spoonfeed and spoil you for the rest of your life.
Despite my half-ass participation, I do want to thank everyone who passed along an award to me. I love you! Your Pop-Tarts are in the mail.
And I’m passing the awards along to anyone who’s having a bad day. May one of these awards cheer you up!
BlogHer rocked. And I only went for one day. I can only imagine how much cooler it would have been if I could have stayed longer.
I met some of my favorite bloggers…and new bloggers.
Misty’s Laws, JM the Accidental Stepmom, Me, Go Jules Go
I got so much swag. For example…
Why, yes, I did receive a free Trojan vibrator at BlogHer.
I ate so much free food. And bloggers gave me presents. Presents are always welcome. Thanks, Misty and Jules!
Stache-Whisker glasses From Go Jules Go
If you’re interested in reading more about BlogHer 2012 adventures, check out these chicks who I met at BlogHer 2012:
BlogHer 2013 is in Chicago. Who’s going?
Favorite Comments From Last Post:
- “When people ask you what happened, tell them you got into a wrestling match with a lion, and whooped it’s ass.”—Does This Make My Blog Look Fat?
- “We rescued a teensy stray kitty this weekend… she’s only 3 or 4 weeks old and already my floor exercises offend her.”—Sugar Dish Me
BlogHer is in just a few days, and I’m super psyched to see…
Who else is going? Anybody? Hello? Hello?! Is this thing on?
I’m a little bummed that I’m only able to attend on Saturday, but it’s still exciting to meet the women behind the blogs.
A big thank you to Valerie for helping me with my new blog cards! Here’s the image:
Favorite Comment From Last Post: “Oh yes, my dogs ALWAYS cuddled hardest against those that hated and/or were allergic to them. Animals sense when there are people who don’t want the around, and then they THRUST their love upon them. Wait, that sounded dirtier than I intended. Meh.”—Misty’s Laws
Soooo…over the last ::cough…4 or so months…cough:: Trinity River, Ring Finger Tanline, Choc Chip Uru, and West End Singleton gave me the Versatile Blogger Award. Thank you, ladies!
And because I’m a hoarder, I’m just now posting.
Here are the rules.
- Thank the award giver.
- Share 7 things about yourself.
- Pass the award along to some of your favorite bloggers.
Let’s start with the 7 things about myself. I write a lot about the desserts I eat, but now I’d like to fill you on another food I enjoy.
Behold my favorite cheeses. I have a versatile cheese palate.
- Cheez Whiz (Yeah, I said it!)
- Extra Sharp Cheddar
- Blue Cheese (only the cheese, not the dressing)
- Nacho (not your) Cheese
- Cream Cheese
Since I’m super late posting, I gave you some extras. And because I couldn’t choose between them.
Now for the nominees…
Roll call! Is everyone present and accounted for? Did anyone blow up while playing with fireworks? Kiefer nearly took out a car and a neighbor’s house before he decided to leave the fireworks to the professionals.
Not Kiefer’s fireworks….
Anyways…Somersaulting Through Life bestowed upon me the Creative Chaos Award. Thank you!
Now I need to…
- Thank the person who gave you the award. Done!
- Take your best shot at 3 tasks listed below.
- Nominate some other bloggers and recent followers.
What are 3 weird things you do?
- Pick the white seeds out of a watermelon. I heard they make you pregnant with watermelon babies.
- As soon as a DVD movie starts, I get up for drinks or snacks. Why I don’t get them during the previews baffles me.
- I usually only hiccup twice.
Why do you look at the “glass half full” scenario and ask, “What? No coffee?”
I don’t drink coffee. So I’ve never said that. But if a glass is half full of something yummy, like a milkshake, I may ask, “Who the hell drank half of my milkshake?”
You find yourself in a desolate place when the car breaks down. You have no phone service, no Wal-Mart, and only a candy bar for food. It’s 150 miles to the closest town. What color are your underpants and why?
What makes you think I wear underpants?
I’m passing the award along to a couple recent followers as well as some bloggers who I think will have interesting answers to these questions, not just the underpants one. Annnnnd…I probably just scared off my recent followers….
Favorite Comment From Last Post: “The key to get crazy people to stop talking is to be even crazier than they are. So she says she threatened her boyfriend with a butcher knife? You say that you killed the last guy who cheated on you with a cheese grater. Then enjoy your relaxing massage in stunned silence.”—KaysFairyTale